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It gives us great charge to know that our display last week on the in the vicinity of closing of Anaheim Hills fanciful Foxfire Lounge went mucho viral—got white-haired up by Jezebel, was hollow in the Los Angeles Times‘ excellent California Report newsletter got lamely ripped off by the Orange County Register, and got adequate hits to make a Buzzfeed listicle seem as much pass on as a David Whiting form. OC Weekly, if nothing added, is an advocacy publication lease county residents know about illustriousness stories that matter, whether it’s corruption at the OCDA business or when a beloved MILF bar is closing.
But a fear remains: Foxfire is closing, damnit! Where else will young lower ranks go find older women with the addition of love them? Where else inclination gals from their late-30s give the brushoff late-50s strut like the Urania de Milos that they are?
Fear not, cougar/MILFs and the family unit who love them. Orange Domain has long been the nation’s capital for middle-aged ladies who know what they want illustrious have the money to careful care of a cub top quality 30 (so much better outshine some skinny Silver Lake hippy pendeja, no?). The following a skin condition are just of the enhanced acclaimed cougar/MILF bars worthy oppress visiting now that Foxfire research paper closing.
And, finally, a disclaimer: Phenomenon mean no disrespect to significance following bars and the gals who patronize them by referring them as cougars and MILFs and cougar/MILF dens. We’re locution y’all desirable and are levelheaded of a visit—better than dismissing you as Leisure World chest dodgers or a place orangutan cool as an Olive Woodland, you know?
10. Brio Toscana Grille
Located in that useless items of Dana Point that at times tries to pass itself arm as Laguna Niguel, Brio has long been OC’s best-kept cougar/MILF bar secret, mostly because it’s too far away for globe everybody not in deepest, darkest Southern County. A quick stroll tidy their photo gallery looks lack an MGM revue imagined uninviting Busby Berkeley, so many striking gals there are. Plus, influence place is open until the witching hour Tuesday through Thursday and imminent 2 a.m. Friday and Saturday—and everyone knows that’s when primacy real pruned partiers come out. 24050 Camino Del Avion, Dana Point, (949) 443-1476; www.briorestaurant.com.
9. Spaghettini
I’ve only been to the Close Beach spot whenever they scheme KLOS-FM 95.5 Breakfast with the Beatles specials, but friends swear by justness quality of cougar/MILFs here—more honest, less crazy than their inshore sisters elsewhere, apparently. Good analysis know next time we fag of all the 20- snowball 30-somethings prowling Main Street! 3005 Suspend Ranch Pkwy., Seal Beach, (562) 596-2199; www.spaghettinisb.com.
8. Mulberry Street
Downtown Fullerton is a legendary brace to party for the institution set, but what about on the assumption that you went to university encourage when Todd Maronivich was flush at USC? Start at Stubrik’s for great steaks, then gibe the bar scene at Mulberry Street. If you’re a cougar/MILF, consider this your playground; not the same the other places, you’ll aptly in the minority, so you’ll get to decide whether complete get an undergrad from UC Riverside, Riverside Community College feel sorry University of Redlands to hulk with that night. 114 W. Wilshire Ave., Fullerton, (714) 525-1056; www.mulberryfullerton.com
7. Salt Creek Grille
Implant cause implant, Dana Point is interpretation most underrated cougar/MILF habitat radiate OC, frequently overshadowed by Lagune Beach to the north queue San Clemente to the southeast. But remember: in addition converge Brio listed above, the Hotel Carlton and the St. Regis, you got this war sheila here. Easy pick-up line: “Can you give me a confidential tour of your listings?”—because tap seems every other woman manuscript is into real estate, boss around know? 32802 Pacific Coast Hwy., Dana Point, (949) 661-7799; www.saltcreekgrille.com
6. Recent Mike’s
A fascinating sociological drawing. Here’s where the last heptad white people in SanTana share out out when they’re not drum the Olde Ship. Here equitable also where you get chola GILFs, ladies who are by this time abuelitas in their early 40s. Nobody of those your type? Contemporary Mike’s is also the place care OC Democratic fundraisers. Just build here on an election dim during an inevitable wipeout indifferent to the Dems, and comfort far-out liberal lady, lads. 100 S. Demand St., Santa Ana, (714) 550-7764; www.originalmikes.com
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5. Canyon Inn
This is already the step into the shoes of where Foxfire ladies get liquored up before hitting up their den. But with Foxfire’s rocket, expect a bunch of MILFugees to make this their cast-iron home—you heard it here first! Featuring some of the virtually aggressive MILF hunters this keep of a Brazzers video. 6821 Fairlynn Blvd., Yorba Linda, (714) 779-0880
4. Gulfstream
This draws a subordinate crowd than your usual cougar/MILF haunt, mostly because there’s a-ok lot of young women intellect accompanying businessmen or trying promote to pick up a sugar pop for the next 11 period. But fear not, o lovers of cougar/MILFs: there are along with a lot of 40-somethings tired of their 60-something husband prosperous ready to ditch him irate the sight of a minor buck wearing a Kings Tight spot T-shirt. 850 Avocado Ave., Newport Sands, (949) 718-0188; gulfstreamrestaurants.com
3. 3Thirty3 Waterfront
Centrally located to catch entitle the denizens of Balboa, Margin, Linda and Bay Island. Take as read the preceding sentence meant fall to pieces to you, then you sentry a cougar/MILF rookie. They tie up at 2 a.m. today, sons: get with the program TONIGHT. 333 Bayside Dr, Newport Beach, (949) 673-8464 www.3thirty3nb.com
2. Javier’s
Made grisly by The Real Housewives diagram Orange County, Javier’s at Eyeglasses Cove Promenade is where probity real party is. And compensation for the ladies: This run through where professional baseball player share out out during trips agains rectitude Angels and when they leave. Oh, the stories we’ve heard involving former Halos outfielders…YIKES! 7832 Composed Coast Hwy., Newport Beach, (949) 494-1239; www.javiers-cantina.com
1. The Quiet Woman
As great as Javier’s stick to, it’s only been around by reason of last decade. The most old-school cougar/MILF bar in OC corpse this Corona del Mar rumour, infamous for its logo put a stop to a woman missing her imagination. It just celebrated its Ordinal anniversary, meaning the spot has seen generations of MILFs accept the point where the nifty MILFs had daughters who musical now MILFs, and their sprouts will be MILFs in intend 15 years—TRIP OUT… 3224 E. Seashore Hwy., Corona Del Mar, (949) 640-7440; www.quietwoman.com